My Advice to the “Golden Bachelor”

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October 13, 2023

The Golden Bachelor is on ABC Thursday nights at 8pm. My wife and I watched episode 3. The show stars Gerry Turner, a 71-year-old widower, and 22 women all over the age of 60. The objective of the show is for Gerry to find his “new love.” I hope he does, so here is my advice below:

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  • Never date a woman that has more issues than you!
  • Never pick a woman that cries on the first date.
  • Be cautious with woman that dress in long flowing dresses.
  • Avoid woman that wear 3-4 bracelets on each wrist.
  • Women with hyphenated last names are not much fun.
  • Never date a woman that can’t do long division!
  • Physical attraction is important. So are energy, class and manners.
  • Avoid women that use bad grammar. If they start a sentence with “me,” watch out.
  • Watch how much alcohol they drink.
  • I prefer woman that have skills and hobbies.
  • Avoid woman that read romance novels, especially about Vikings and cowboys.
  • “Blessed are the Pure of Heart” is an excellent pursuit when selecting a wife. Life with her will be wonderful!

Published by bluesage82

I am a retired international business leader, current college professor, historian, macro economist and outdoorsman. I have lived in 7 US states and had long term stays Tokyo, London and Geneva. I have also worked for the US Dept. of Commerce and the State of Delaware Dept. of Public Instruction. I am a native of NY but grew up in VA. My wife and I have 7 children including 2 in-laws.

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