Waffle House Fight Club!

My new reality TV show!

I have officially submitted my idea for a new reality show on Netflix. I call it “Waffle House Fight Club.” Each week the show will feature the best fights from that restaurant chain, with interviews from eyewitnesses and analysis of the fight from guest thugs. The show will be a combination of Jerry Springer and WWE!

I propose to air the show on Friday nights so sports bars can play the week’s best fights. The Waffle House has 2100 locations serving late night breakfast in 25 states, mostly in the South. Of course, the show will have many local celebrities like ” Mash Brown, Cookonator, Master G, Counter Boy, Grit, The Scrambler, and Mama Link.”

I have begun to sign sponsors for the show. So far, Everlast, Nike, Folgers, Jimmy Dean, and Jiffy Mix have signed letters of commitment.

The selection process for the show’s host has started. Some good choices could be Will Smith, Alvin Kamara, Rhonda Rousey, flight attendants from American Airlines, and a few high school teachers from Chicago.

Wish me luck!

Published by bluesage82

I am a retired international business leader, current college professor, historian, macro economist and outdoorsman. I have lived in 7 US states and had long term stays Tokyo, London and Geneva. I have also worked for the US Dept. of Commerce and the State of Delaware Dept. of Public Instruction. I am a native of NY but grew up in VA. My wife and I have 7 children including 2 in-laws.

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